when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
You live up to your url…
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i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread
this was his response
WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A DUCK
BECAUSE I AM WILL HERONDALE
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Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
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my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
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you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before
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did you guys hear about the dude that got the entire left side of his body cut off?
he’s all right now
no he’s dead
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i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
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some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
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My week is basically:
- Monday
- Monday #2
- Monday #3
- Monday #4
- Friday
- Saturday
- Pre-Monday
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